2002 Vintage: The Evidence

Why did the lawyer bring a magic wand to court? To make the client’s criminal record “disappear” during cross-examination.

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@Inkjet_Printers11/16/2002 20:14Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Blink_182_Mark02/10/2007 08:18What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Yugioh_Duelist11/20/2004 22:29You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/15/2003 10:35In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Transformers_OP11/08/2001 02:39Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Gremlins_Gizmo09/26/2004 19:19Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Arthas_Fan_0210/25/2011 12:03Succeeding you, father... in laughing!