Why the fairy dust? For a remake that reminded us that growing up is a trap, especially if Jason Isaacs is your Captain Hook.
Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Press the button for more humor!
I choose to believe it’s funny.