2001 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never play hide and seek? Because no one wants to find him. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders… Read More »2001 Classic: The Professional Ego
2001 Vintage: The Venus Williams US Open Defense
Why were the beads back? Because she beat Serena in the first prime-time sister final, proving that big sister still ruled the house. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Venus Williams US Open Defense
2000 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Strategy
A group of senior citizens gathering in the back pews twenty minutes before the service to aggressively trade newspaper inserts for soup discounts. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Strategy
2000 Classic: The Mocktail
A guy orders a “Virgin Cosmo” and the bartender gives him a pink napkin. Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium &… Read More »2000 Classic: The Mocktail
2000 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did The Old Man and the Sea win? Because it was painted on glass, which makes every other animator feel like they’re just doodling.… Read More »2000 Archive: The Best Animated Short
2000 Legacy: The Millionaire Hype
Why did every question at dinner start with “Is that your final answer?” Because Regis Philbin was the most influential man in America and his… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Millionaire Hype
1999 Vintage: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to watch the fireworks? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Honeydew
1999 Classic: The Ladder
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bank? He heard the interest rates were high. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Classic: The Ladder
1999 Classic: The Sims
Why did the kids stop playing with their real toys? They were too busy building a virtual house, putting a virtual family in it, and… Read More »1999 Classic: The Sims
1998 Legacy: The 11-Win Sweep
Why did Titanic win so many? Because the Academy figured if they didn’t give it everything, James Cameron might actually build a second ship and… Read More »1998 Legacy: The 11-Win Sweep