Why did The Old Man and the Sea win? Because it was painted on glass, which makes every other animator feel like they’re just doodling.
Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
In 2016, the 88th Academy Awards felt like a collective sigh of r...read more »
2024 Archive: The John Cena "Costume" Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition
In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Boy and the Heron win? Because Hayao Miyazaki is a wi...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition
In 2023, the 95th Academy Awards proved that if you have enough g...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Coloss...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito Bit
Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.