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2001 Vintage: The Venus Williams US Open Defense

Why were the beads back? Because she beat Serena in the first prime-time sister final, proving that big sister still ruled the house.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer12/23/2014 23:06Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Toy_Story_Buzz08/24/2013 08:13To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Fresh_Prince_Will10/01/2011 09:57Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
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@Infoseek_Explorer10/17/1995 10:45Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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