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2001 Classic: The Professional Ego

 Why does a lawyer never play hide and seek? Because no one wants to find him.

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Futurama_Bender11/04/1996 07:01Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Nsync_Justin05/01/2011 13:27Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/11/2012 00:11The Dude abides... this joke.
@Overly_Attached01/21/2008 17:46I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Evil_Kermit_M05/13/2007 20:10Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Marquee_Text_Fan11/18/2014 20:35<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Netscape_Now_B03/24/2010 10:48I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Pwnage_King07/01/2015 14:59Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Opera_User_9910/23/2014 23:59Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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