2000 Classic: The Mocktail

A guy orders a “Virgin Cosmo” and the bartender gives him a pink napkin.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory06/16/2015 03:59Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Full_House_Lover02/11/2004 07:04You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Modem_Meltdown05/02/2001 04:30My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Celebrity_DM09/20/2005 02:09Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Bill_Nye_Fan08/19/1998 19:54Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Dodgeball_Pat03/17/1997 11:08If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan01/18/1995 05:12Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Wall_Post_Hero07/03/1998 20:42Posting this to my own wall right now!