1999 Vintage: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to watch the fireworks?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/10/2000 21:10You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@South_Park_Cartman03/27/2002 00:57Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Gladiator_Maximus05/16/1997 05:21Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Broadband_Newbie05/30/1996 00:44Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Hellboy_Red05/30/2008 01:34I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Grumpy_Cat_Real09/17/2002 02:19I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Tagged_Network11/21/2011 19:49You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Starcraft_Zerg11/06/2007 16:14Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Filter_Fanatic03/02/2010 23:33This joke looks better with a sepia filter.