Why did the kids stop playing with their real toys? They were too busy building a virtual house, putting a virtual family in it, and then “accidentally” removing the ladder from the pool.
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
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2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
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2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
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2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
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2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
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2023 Archive: Lucky Girl Syndrome
Why was the cousin so smug? Because she "manifested" the last pi...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!