A group of senior citizens gathering in the back pews twenty minutes before the service to aggressively trade newspaper inserts for soup discounts.
Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2012, church life was caught between a massive digital upgrade...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Classic. Simply classic.