1999 Classic: The Ladder

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bank? He heard the interest rates were high.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

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In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

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Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

@Yahoo_Directory08/03/2010 01:54Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Discman_Skipper09/22/1995 07:54Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Kill_Bill_Bride01/22/2013 08:46I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@He_Man_Power11/14/2013 14:54I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Step_Brothers_B03/20/2001 01:27Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Blogger_Default12/09/2008 03:31Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Charlie_Unicorn12/19/2001 19:59We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Mobile_Web_0107/25/2002 12:18Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!