2003 Classic: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer bring a stopwatch to lunch? To make sure his “personal time” didn’t accidentally become “pro bono.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

@Discman_Skipper01/04/1996 18:19Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@DotCom_Survivor03/29/2013 02:27I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Overclocker_Pro02/04/2013 02:25My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Beavis_Cornholio06/25/2012 19:07I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Speed_Racer_Go07/30/2006 17:14Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Ghostbusters_V05/07/2013 07:45Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!