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2002 Archive: The Yao Ming Draft

Why was Houston looking up? Because they drafted a 7-foot-6 giant who made the rest of the NBA centers look like they were standing in a hole.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9612/14/2007 19:49What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/10/2014 08:06A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Titanic_Jack07/24/2005 08:05I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@SpiderMan_Peter09/06/2005 13:04My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
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@Technorati_Tag01/02/2001 06:15Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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