2012 Classic: The Silver Linings Playbook Dance
Why Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence? For proving that being “messed up” is much more romantic if you can nail a dance routine at a… Read More »2012 Classic: The Silver Linings Playbook Dance
2012 Legacy: The 2012 iPhone 5
It’s longer! I can see one more row of apps! The future is vertical! Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 iPhone 5
2011 Legacy: Best Contemporary R&B Album
Why Raymond v. Raymond? Because Usher’s internal struggle was the world’s gain. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs & Gaga’s Egg”… Read More »2011 Legacy: Best Contemporary R&B Album
2011 Legacy: The 2011 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a galaxy-print t-shirt and ‘Obey’ snapback. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow… Read More »2011 Legacy: The 2011 Legend
2010 Classic: The Unstoppable Train
Denzel Washington and Chris Pine vs. a runaway train. It’s the most entertaining movie about logistics ever made. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The Unstoppable Train
2008 Classic: The Dust
I’m “settling” for less. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2006 Archive: The Dreamgirls
I told her she’s my “Dreamgirl.” She told me to “stop dreaming” and go fix the leaking faucet. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Archive: The Dreamgirls
2006 Classic: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” logic
Why were we still firing Arabic linguists? Because knowing what the enemy is planning is less important than making sure no one in the office… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” logic
2005 Legacy: The Pessimist
“The bulb didn’t burn out; it gave up on a dark world.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Pessimist