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2003 Classic: The “Matrix Revolutions” Burn

 Why was the finale hit? For proving that “The One” should have stopped after “The First One.”

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_Running07/17/2006 13:00Laughing is as laughing does.
@Firewall_Wizard09/03/2000 12:13Letting this joke through the port.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/21/1998 00:02Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/29/2003 23:55The magic man... is laughing!
@Banner_Exchange11/23/2012 23:37Click my banner for more laughs!
@Flickr_User_0410/10/1995 21:17A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Salad_Fingers_F12/24/2004 16:13I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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