Why were we still firing Arabic linguists? Because knowing what the enemy is planning is less important than making sure no one in the office is “fabulous.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Problem? No, just laughs!