2018 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2018 Classic: The “Stable Genius” (Part 2)
Why did the President bring it up again? To remind the world that if you have to tell people you’re a genius every six months,… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Stable Genius” (Part 2)
2017 Legacy: The “Despacito” Fever
Why was it everywhere? Because it was the first time a Spanish song conquered the world since the Macarena, giving politicians a new way to… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Despacito” Fever
2016 Legacy: Rogue One
Why was the holiday so “rebellious”? Because we finally learned how the Rebels got the Death Star plans, and we all realized that K-2SO was… Read More »2016 Legacy: Rogue One
2015 Archive: The Chemistry Deficit
Why did Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson win Worst Screen Couple? Because they had all the romantic tension of two people waiting for a root… Read More »2015 Archive: The Chemistry Deficit
2014 Classic: The Minecraft Microsoft Deal
Why was the IT nerd acting like he won the lottery? Because Microsoft bought his favorite “block game” and he felt like he was finally… Read More »2014 Classic: The Minecraft Microsoft Deal
2014 Legacy: The St. Vincent Self-Titled Victory
Why the silver hair? For Annie Clark proving she was the most inventive guitar god of the year and winning the Grammy to prove it.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The St. Vincent Self-Titled Victory
2014 Archive: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” high-definition. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The “Russian” Zapad 2013 Exercise
Why so many tanks? To remind Europe that while they are “Pivoting” to the internet, Russia is still “Pivoting” to 1945. Part of the 37… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Russian” Zapad 2013 Exercise
2012 Legacy: The 2012 iPhone 5
It’s longer! I can see one more row of apps! The future is vertical! Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 iPhone 5