2013 Legacy: The “Russian” Zapad 2013 Exercise

Why so many tanks? To remind Europe that while they are “Pivoting” to the internet, Russia is still “Pivoting” to 1945.

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@Buffy_Fan9702/27/2005 13:06Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings12/11/2004 22:37One joke to rule them all!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee06/07/2005 21:44A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@White_Goodman_G06/16/2007 12:34We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Ermahgerd_Girl12/18/2014 00:52ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!