Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
Tapping my way to a good mood.