2005 Archive: The Saw II Needle Pit
I’ve never cringed so hard in a cinema. I think my soul left my body for a second. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Saw II Needle Pit
2005 Legacy: The Pessimist
“The bulb didn’t burn out; it gave up on a dark world.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Pessimist
2005 Archive: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the upload time. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Heart
“Your heart is skipping a beat.” “Is it ‘Syncing’?” “No, it’s failing. Focus, please.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch &… Read More »2004 Classic: The Heart
2004 Classic: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the line! I can’t see the road in this dark!” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Classic: The Bus Driver
2004 Legacy: The Limewire Disaster
“I couldn’t print my English essay because my family’s desktop computer got infected with twelve different digital viruses while I was trying to download a… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Limewire Disaster
2003 Classic: The “Matrix Revolutions” Burn
Why was the finale hit? For proving that “The One” should have stopped after “The First One.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Matrix Revolutions” Burn
2003 Archive: The End
I’m “closing” the tab. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to boil water. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Story
2002 Legacy: The Scientist
“We’ve found water on Mars, but we’re still using glass filaments?” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Scientist