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2003 Archive: The End

 I’m “closing” the tab.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cast_Away_Wilson08/30/2004 17:07WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Student_Life_0101/20/2012 05:01Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance02/12/2014 14:21Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Blink_Tag_User02/25/2010 16:21<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Leeroy_Jenkins01/11/2007 21:22At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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