I’m “closing” the tab.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
At least I have chicken... and this joke!