Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
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A...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.