2005 Archive: The Saw II Needle Pit

I’ve never cringed so hard in a cinema. I think my soul left my body for a second.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro10/29/2014 04:46Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Baywatch_Runner06/22/2006 12:41Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Hi5_Pro_User07/30/1997 02:36High five for this joke!

@Me_Gusta_Face10/29/2002 06:30Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Anonymous_User01/02/1995 07:45We are many. We are laughing.

@Last_Commenter06/16/1995 05:04Saving the best laugh for last!