Why “Leave the Door Open”? Because it’s the only song that makes you want to wear a velvet robe at 2:00 PM.
Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic Sweep & Batiste’s Joy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
In 2003, the 45th Grammy Awards were dominated by a 23-year-old n...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Progressive R&B Album
Why Vultures? No, it was SZA again! For proving that her "SOS" er...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Rap Song
Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? (See: Killer Mike’s afternoon s...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 1995 “All I Wanna Do, Unplugged & Green Day’s Mud” Edition
In 1995, the 37th Grammy Awards proved that the '90s were a glori...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Rap Album
Why MICHAEL? Because Killer Mike made an album so personal and po...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2006 “Dismantling Bombs & Emancipating Mimi” Edition
In 2006, the 48th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in how to stay...read more »
40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004 “Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture” Edition
In 2004, the 46th Grammy Awards were a victory lap for the South....read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why did Metallica win again? Because the Academy’s "Metal" catego...read more »
2024 Archive: Best Rap Performance
Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? Because Killer Mike, André 3000...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition
In 1999, the 41st Grammy Awards were all about the "Queen of Soul...read more »
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2024 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Recording
Why "Rumble"? Because Skrillex, Fred again.. and Flowdan made a t...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Country Song
Why "The Architect"? Because Kacey Musgraves reminded us that she...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why "Not Like Us"? Because even the voters couldn't stop doing th...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Producer
Why Dan Nigro? Because he’s the secret architect behind every "sa...read more »
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
High five for this joke!
You must construct additional laughs!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?