It’s longer! I can see one more row of apps! The future is vertical!
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Oops, I laughed again!
There is a joke in my boot!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!