Why did Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson win Worst Screen Couple? Because they had all the romantic tension of two people waiting for a root canal in a shared lobby.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2023 Archive: Ant-Man’s Tiny Mistake
Why did Quantumania break the MCU’s 16-year "no Razzie" streak? ...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Indiana Jones" Subtitle
Why was it called The Dial of... Still Beating a Dead Horse? Bec...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition
In 2009, the 30th Razzie Awards celebrated a year of true cinemat...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
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35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
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