Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of Black Panther marking the page.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2007, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2010, church life officially stepped into a new decade, caught...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2013, church life was fully revolving around social media upda...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2005 “Podcasting Pastors, Myspace Ministries & Razr Phone Blessings” Edition
In 2005, church life was undergoing a full-scale digital transfor...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
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We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
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Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
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