Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
I’m “positive” my AI assistant is plotting against me. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
Why “Leave the Door Open”? Because it’s the only song that makes you want to wear a velvet robe at 2:00 PM. Part of the… Read More »2022 Archive: Song of the Year
Why the 10-minute song? Because Taylor released a version of “All Too Well” so long and so good that Jake Gyllenhaal had to turn off… Read More »2021 Archive: The Taylor Swift “Red (TV)”
“This hotel has a very strange vibe.” “That’s just the sound of rich people complaining about their 5-star breakfast. It’s a documentary, really.” Part of the 55… Read More »2021 Vintage: The White Lotus Vacation
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Anita
Why was Ben Platt nominated? Because playing a high schooler when you look like you’re ready for a mortgage and a colonoscopy is a level… Read More »2021 Vintage: Dear Evan Hansen’s Wig
I’m “selecting” what to order from the delivery app. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
Why were the trick-or-treaters dressed as giant jelly beans? Because they were practicing falling off platforms and grabbing each other’s tails for no apparent reason.… Read More »2020 Archive: Fall Guys
Why was “Damage Done” the slogan? Because they dominated the regular season and the World Series, proving that the 2018 Yankees were just a speed… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Boston Red Sox 108 Wins
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