2021 Legacy: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro10/20/1998 14:53Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Fresh_Prince_Will02/28/2007 18:39Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Titanic_Jack01/21/2006 15:53I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Overclocker_Pro04/02/2008 13:42My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Blink_182_Mark05/31/2006 17:45What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Bill_Ted_Excell04/04/2008 14:49Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Overly_Attached07/25/1996 16:18I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Salt_Bae_Original10/06/2002 06:50Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Orkut_Member_9912/09/2011 23:35A fan from Brazil! Great humor!