I’m “selecting” what to order from the delivery app.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
... (Laughter in silence).
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!