I’m “settling” for less.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
One does not simply read one joke.
3D laughs are the best!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Problem? No, just laughs!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.