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2010 Classic: The Unstoppable Train

 Denzel Washington and Chris Pine vs. a runaway train. It’s the most entertaining movie about logistics ever made.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9501/27/2002 04:28This is why we need the internet.
@Saved_By_The_Bell06/16/2000 09:38I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Full_House_Michelle11/11/2001 03:56You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Agent_Smith_0105/17/1998 09:42It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Animorphs_X09/24/2003 10:21I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Trogdor_Burn09/10/2012 00:06Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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