Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Touchscreen Terror & Smart Device Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
The highest note of humor!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!