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1998 Archive: The Ronaldo Mystery

Why was Brazil so confused in the Final? Because “R9” had a health scare, and for 90 minutes, the best player in the world looked like he’d been replaced by his own shadow.

Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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