2002 Legacy: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Radio
2002 Archive: The Knee 2
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing that. That’ll be $150 for the ‘User Manual’ advice.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Knee 2
2002 Vintage: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Gym Socks
2002 Vintage: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Buffer
2001 Classic: The Spy Kids Gadgets
Why didn’t my parents buy me a microwave that makes instant McDonald’s? Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Java
2001 Classic: OutKast
Why were they “So Fresh, So Clean”? Because in 2001, André 3000 proved that you can wear a fur hat in a locker room and… Read More »2001 Classic: OutKast
2000 Legacy: The Britney
She’s singing “Oops!… I Did It Again.” I asked what she did. She said, “I spent your golf budget on shoes.” Part of the 65… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Britney
1999 Legacy: The AH-64D Longbow
Why the big dome on top? To make sure the pilot can see the enemy, and the enemy can see where the U.S. spent all… Read More »1999 Legacy: The AH-64D Longbow
1999 Archive: The Software Patch
Why was it called “Y2K Ready”? Because it wouldn’t crash until January 2nd. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World”… Read More »1999 Archive: The Software Patch