2011 Classic: The Vision
“I see pixels.” “No, you just need to upgrade to the ‘Retina Display’ glasses. That’ll be $800.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: The Vision
2010 Archive: The Groupon
She bought a coupon for “Couples Taxidermy.” I told her I’m not spending our Saturday stuffing a squirrel. Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Archive: The Groupon
2010 Legacy: The Home
I’m “pressing” the home button. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Instagram Filter Choice
I just spent ten minutes deciding between “Valencia” and “X-Pro II” for a photo of a lukewarm latte. 2010 is the year my life became… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Instagram Filter Choice
2009 Vintage: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The FarmVille Craze
Why did the lawyer sue his neighbor over FarmVille? For “unauthorized harvesting of digital crops on a shared server.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2009 Classic: The FarmVille Craze
2008 Archive: Katy Perry
Why was 2008 so scandalous? Because Katy Perry “Kissed a Girl” and liked it, and the world spent six months debating if it was a… Read More »2008 Archive: Katy Perry
2008 Classic: The Glass
I’m “transparent” about my debt. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is an 8, but my credit score is a 3.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Nurse
2007 Legacy: The Detective
“The bulb didn’t burn out… it was silenced by a power surge.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Detective