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2009 Vintage: The Elephant

 I’ll “never” forget.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee11/09/1995 20:40Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Scanner_Darkly12/21/2007 20:28I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@MP3_Encoder06/13/2006 22:46128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Jesus_Quintana02/17/1998 22:11Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Sailor_Moon_Cry05/01/1996 19:04In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Uncle_Rico_9803/29/1995 01:28I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Digg_Submitter_0506/12/2006 08:04Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@WordPress_Fan_0311/30/2007 23:39The best thing since version 1.0!

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