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“The bulb didn’t burn out… it was silenced by a power surge.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SoundBlaster_1601/12/1995 08:34I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Tripod_Member12/30/2012 03:16Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Java_Applet_User12/11/2003 08:50This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/30/1996 08:34A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Pizza_Pizza_9902/27/2001 11:48Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Fat_Bastard_Get04/16/1999 19:43Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Hansel_So_Hot02/06/1996 15:04That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Flickr_User_0403/17/2013 22:14A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Filter_Fanatic05/08/1995 11:54This joke looks better with a sepia filter.