1996 Legacy: The Office Assistant

Why did the man yell at his monitor? A small paperclip kept asking if he needed help writing a letter.

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Spice_Girl_Posh07/04/1996 21:49Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Kernel_Panic_9806/24/2002 12:33This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Brazil_Terry_G09/01/2015 00:55Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Korn_Follower07/03/2002 08:45Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/06/2005 04:49The magic man... is laughing!

@Guestbook_Signer01/22/2015 19:56Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Leet_Speaker_7701/16/2000 08:487h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Challenge_Acc10/26/2003 21:53Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!