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2008 Classic: The Glass

 I’m “transparent” about my debt.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky03/26/2009 17:47I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@WebTV_Viewer07/18/2015 04:35Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Beavis_Butthead11/25/2010 01:45Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/27/1996 02:26Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Zoolander_Mug12/21/2014 13:04I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Orkut_Member_9907/25/2005 09:45A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@GG_WP_9804/19/2007 23:02Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Homestar_Runner10/16/2003 11:19That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Fred_Channel_0602/09/2014 22:34HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Rage_Comic_Fan07/19/2011 08:32FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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