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2011 Classic: The Vision

“I see pixels.” “No, you just need to upgrade to the ‘Retina Display’ glasses. That’ll be $800.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hercules_Xena08/01/1998 20:59By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Macarena_Dancer04/01/2008 00:24Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/23/2015 21:09Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/01/2008 12:30My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Fred_Channel_0609/06/2004 11:39HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@No_Way_Jose11/23/1999 08:52No way! That’s too much!
@Selfie_King_0512/19/2001 01:45Taking a photo of me laughing!

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