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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

@Encarta_Explorer04/11/2010 23:43I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Spice_Girl_Posh06/13/2005 10:21Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky10/19/2008 15:08One billion... laughs!

@Distracted_Boy01/28/2014 01:01Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Opera_User_9906/28/1995 07:12Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

@Wall_Post_Hero09/29/2006 10:51Posting this to my own wall right now!

@Podcast_Listener11/30/1998 00:01I’ll mention this in my next episode!