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1999 Legacy: The AH-64D Longbow

Why the big dome on top? To make sure the pilot can see the enemy, and the enemy can see where the U.S. spent all its money.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Jurassic_Park_Fan07/07/1996 06:42Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
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@Fire_Background11/24/2011 01:43This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
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