“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing that. That’ll be $150 for the ‘User Manual’ advice.”
Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision
"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
No way! That’s too much!
Heh heh heh. Good one.