Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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Because they make up everything.read more »
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They don’t have the guts.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!