2001 Classic: The Spy Kids Gadgets

Why didn’t my parents buy me a microwave that makes instant McDonald’s?

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

She’s still the queen of the "Coquette" aesthetic and I’m still ...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue04/16/2003 09:50Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Modem_Meltdown05/13/2002 07:23My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Backstreet_Fan10/27/1999 15:49I want it that way... the funny way!

@Napster_User_9904/27/2005 03:25Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Ancient_Aliens_G01/26/2006 12:34I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Keep_Calm_Fan11/23/1999 02:45Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@Anonymous_User08/24/1995 02:25We are many. We are laughing.