1999 Archive: The Software Patch
Why was it called “Y2K Ready”? Because it wouldn’t crash until January 2nd. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World”… Read More »1999 Archive: The Software Patch
1999 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation losing the middle three sentences of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
1999 Legacy: The South Park Movie
“My husband is like the South Park movie: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.” “Wow, really?” “No, I’m just quoting the poster. In reality, he’s more like… Read More »1999 Legacy: The South Park Movie
1998 Legacy: The South Park Epidemic
Why did the vice principal confiscate twenty t-shirts? Because they all featured a cartoon character saying, “Respect my authority!” which was not helping classroom discipline.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The South Park Epidemic
1998 Archive: The Harry Potter Reader
One, but you have to wait for the owl to deliver the replacement. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Harry Potter Reader
1998 Legacy: The Ergonomic Keyboard
Why was the keyboard split in half? So your wrists could rest while your brain worked overtime. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Ergonomic Keyboard
1998 Vintage: The Y2K Basement Ledger
The head usher starting a serious, multi-hour parish council debate about whether the church’s 1984 financial desktop computer will completely delete the cemetery records at… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Y2K Basement Ledger
1996 Legacy: The Office Assistant
Why did the man yell at his monitor? A small paperclip kept asking if he needed help writing a letter. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Office Assistant
1996 Legacy: The Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
Why the big screen? For proving that two animated idiots could have a more successful road trip than most actual A-list actors. Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
1996 Classic: The Garnish
A maraschino cherry walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food.” The cherry says, “I’m not food, I’m an accessory!” Part of… Read More »1996 Classic: The Garnish