“My husband is like the South Park movie: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.” “Wow, really?” “No, I’m just quoting the poster. In reality, he’s more like a short episode with a lot of bleeping.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
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