2018 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did “Remember Me” win? Because it’s the only song that can make a grandmother and a grandson cry at exactly the same time. Part… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Best Original Song
2017 Legacy: The Bill
“Why is there an ‘AI Processing Fee’?” “Because the computer had to think really hard to come up with such a high number.” Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Bill
2017 Vintage: The Craft Beer Peak
“This beer was aged in a barrel that once held a smaller, more expensive barrel.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Craft Beer Peak
2016 Archive: The Sing Movie
“I’m a singing gorilla!” “No, you’re just a loud husband in the shower. Keep it down.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em… Read More »2016 Archive: The Sing Movie
2016 Legacy: The This Is Us
My wife cries every Tuesday night. I told her it’s just a show. She told me I have the emotional range of a teaspoon. Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: The This Is Us
2016 Vintage: The Pokémon Gym
“Is this bar a gym?” “No, it’s a place for adults to forget they’re playing kids’ games on their phones.” Part of the 55 Bar… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Pokémon Gym
2015 Archive: The Paul Blart 2
“I’m back on duty!” “The mall security didn’t ask for you back, Dave. Neither did the mall.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress… Read More »2015 Archive: The Paul Blart 2
2014 Vintage: Destiny (The Game)
Why was the son “Grinding”? Because he spent 500 hours shooting into a cave just to get a blue helmet. Part of the 38 Christmas… Read More »2014 Vintage: Destiny (The Game)
2014 Classic: The Maleficent Fan
“I had wings once… they were strong… but they couldn’t reach the ceiling.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Maleficent Fan
2014 Classic: The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
The monkeys have horses and guns now. I’m officially moving to a desert island with no trees. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014… Read More »2014 Classic: The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes