2023 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 49… Read More »2023 Vintage: The CD
2023 Classic: The 4th Indictment (Georgia)
Why was this the big one? Because it’s the only “Election Dispute” that involves a “Phone Call” and a “RICO charge” in the same sentence.… Read More »2023 Classic: The 4th Indictment (Georgia)
2023 Vintage: The Threads App
Why did the blonde bring a sewing kit to her computer? She heard Meta launched “Threads” and she wanted to make sure her profile was… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Threads App
2023 Vintage: The Wes Anderson Filter
I just filmed my breakfast with perfectly symmetrical framing and a yellow tint while looking straight into the camera with a deadpan expression. 2023 is… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Wes Anderson Filter
2022 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2022
Why were we so ready for 2023? Because we had our AI assistants, our VR headsets, and our Wordle streaks—and we were pretty sure that… Read More »2022 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2022
2020 Classic: The Selfie
Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it was still “online.”… Read More »2020 Classic: The Selfie
2020 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to check a reading for the streaming script and finding a glossy ticket stub from a January screening of 1917… Read More »2020 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2019 Legacy: The Little Women Coats
Saoirse Ronan and Timothée Chalamet. 2019 is the year of “Yearning in the Snow.” Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Little Women Coats
2019 Archive: The Slipknot “We Are Not Your Kind”
Why the white masks? For the legends proving they could still be the heaviest and most popular band in the world 20 years after their… Read More »2019 Archive: The Slipknot “We Are Not Your Kind”
2018 Classic: The Trade War
Why did “Tariffs” become the word of the year? Because the U.S. and China started a game of “Anything you can tax, I can tax… Read More »2018 Classic: The Trade War